Karen Baker
CEO
"He asked me, 'Whats your favorite position?' I said, 'CEO.'"
Anonymous
Genevieve Eddison
CTO
"What doesn't kill us, makes the drinks stronger."
Random meme
Quentin Montalto
COO
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Colonel Sanders
Daniel Ziegler
Senior Business Analyst
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky"
Michael Scott
Melanie Cross
SI Program Manager
"If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun."
Katharine Hepburn
Heather Nix
Head of Marketing
"Marketing is really just about sharing your passion."
Michael Hyatt
Nell Kennedy
Head of Partnerships
"I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel."
Pee Wee
Tristan Oker
SI Partner Manager
"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee
Jared Smith
Head of Sales
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Zapp Brannigan
Durel Bernard
Senior Account Executive
“Honor: if you need it defined, you don’t have it.”
Ron Swanson
Devon Plopper
Account Executive
"Creativity can solve any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything."
George Lois
Ali Qamhieh
Account Executive
"The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence."
Confucius
Caleb Wehunt
Account Executive
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Caleb Wehunt
Zainab Iqtidar
Head of Onboarding
"Good is the enemy of great..."
Jim Collins (Good to Great:2001)
Dakota McDurham
Onboarding Engineer
"Blimey, I’d love a dragon."
Rubeus Hagrid
Don Belizaire
Onboarding Engineer
"Want to know what God thinks of money? Look at the people he gave it to."
Dorothy Parker
Lynn Keeling
Engineering Manager
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
Albert Einstein
Josh Stewart
Developer
"Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what could go right."
Anonymous
Travis Bernard
Developer
"Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!"
The Doctor
Alec Myers
Developer
"Longhorns National Champs, 2021. You heard it here first folks."
Alec Myers
Stanislav Smovdorenko
Developer
"If you can’t understand it, you can’t change it."
Eric Evans
Vivek Mugunthan
Automation Engineer
"It puzzles me. The minute I hand the build out to you people, it does not work anymore."
A programmer, to me
Kyrell Dixon
Developer
"You become great long before the results show it. It happens in an instant, the moment you choose to do the things you need to do to be great, and each moment that you continue to choose to do those things."
Brian P. Moran
Taylor Saporito
Head of Support
"Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes."
Carl Jung
Jason Caster
Support Engineer
"Overspecialize, and you breed in weakness."
Masamune Shirow
Ibraheem Fauzi
Support Engineer
"I don’t care that they stole my idea... I care that they don’t have any of their own."
Nikola Tesla
Logan Standridge
Support Engineer
"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
Dwight Schrute
David Smith
Support Engineer
"They say that only David can find the zoo!"
Fortune Cookie
Mike O'Donnell
Support Engineer
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."
Winston Churchill
Alana Twelmeyer
Senior Product Designer
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
George Costanza
Brandi Wallace
Product Marketing Manager
"How many people you bless, is how you measure success."
Rick Ross
Dana Parker
Sr. Marketing Program Manager
"I don’t know where I’m going from here but I promise it won’t be boring."
David Bowie
Luke Sedmak
Senior Designer
"Progress means simplifying, not complicating."
Bruno Munari
Sarah Castilleja
Junior Designer
"Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible."
M.C. Escher
Elizabeth Van Hoose
Content Manager
"You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
Lady Gaga
Yilan Yang
Social Media Manager
"A word after a word after a word is power."
Margaret Atwood
Nicole Wright
Events Manager
"Clear is Kind. Unclear is Unkind."
Brené Brown
Amanda Laviana
Senior Copywriter
"Dogs are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell."
Emily Dickinson
Jane Starkey
Personal Assistant
"Dream, Believe, Create, Succeed."
Anonymous
Chelsea McClard
Administrative Assistant
"Military born, Colorado raised, Texas grade."
Chelsea McClard
